The Wrong Lyric

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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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creepahrs:

I like this one

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coyotestar:

might do more after my hand stops hurting 6_9

via Land of Dust and Frogs.

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misandry-mermaid:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT

Still not done reblogging this forever

(Source: everythingrhymeswithalcohol)

via Land of Dust and Frogs.

Text 21 May 887 notes In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.

greatblueworld:

mrloopysquirrel:

wHy

oh my god, I normally hate these things and I just.

why

(Source: onginalmaz)

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cyborgkoala:

lornemilee:

I just slowly scrolled down these Homestuck horns and thought they were a Bad Dragon dildo omfg

I don’t know if I should question Homestuck or your familiarity with bad dragon.

via Shark Nipples Are The Best Nipples.

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johnismadeofawesome:

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

SORRY BUT

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

NOT GREAT, MAN. HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THE BREAKUP

wait, people have actually been confused by this?

via Soy un perdedor.

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madbiology:

Did you know? People who manufacture tabletops are counter-productive.

via An Aliquot of Something or Other.

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bedquest:

im pretty sure i go through life looking like this

via I Know How It Do.